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overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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when people stop paying attention to her for two minutes

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pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

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liquar:

takethesanity:

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

+ obtain wifi password

- try not to die of thirst when they don’t offer you water

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fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

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lopmon:

OMFG I JUS TYELLED IN CLASS

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troyesivan:

its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes

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That was really sweet. Thank you, thank you. :)

screamoblogger15:

danny—phandom:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

I love this so much

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postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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